The Mouse Wars Part 3: Battle at Panty Hill
I have now found 2 pairs of panties with holes caused by mouse teeth. Monsieur Squeak is a panty man... err mouse. NOT HAPPY!
I think he did it when the (clean) laundry was on the floor for one night. Which means he was in our room. With us asleep. Eating my underpants. I feel so violated.
He may have won this battle. We are going to violate the Ottawa Treaty and mine field the house with traps. This is war.
1 comments:
Good luck in your war. I decided after Christmas '06 that univited guests who poop in my cupboards have signed their own death warrants.
Apparently eating a tablespoon of Hangarian paprika, a whole bunch of curry and some fennel seed doesn't kill a mouse but seriously slows it down enough for a clueless human to step on it. Not sure if you want to try that though.
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